10 Tips To Avoid Getting Fat While Stuck Indoors

In my first week of quarantine I ate so many cookies, it would cause the cookie monster to blush. But these gluttonous acts have consequences. Beyond weight gain, overeating decreases the quality of your energy, and could also affect the fluidity of cognitive functions. Temptations also seem to be stronger when you are stuck indoors, so cookie lovers require an EXTRA dose of self-control. I do not intend to emerge out of quarantine as the next contestant for TLC’s my 600 pound life, so I determined ways to keep myself “in check”. Below are 10 tips to avoid unwelcome weight gain while in quarantine. Continue reading 10 Tips To Avoid Getting Fat While Stuck Indoors

12 rules to become a WOKE baker

Being woke is super trendy these days. The woke folk operate on a level of heightened awareness that the rest of society has not yet ascended to. Simply put, the WOKE are awake to the nefarious tactics of the universe, and work to build their immunity with finger pointing, and calculated bursts of outrage. (RELATED: Read about the cookies that resist cancel culture here). Woke … Continue reading 12 rules to become a WOKE baker

5 cookies that resist cancel culture

Before 2016, when an opinion was unpalatable, people parted ways in civil disagreement. Today we have cancel culture.  This alarming trend attempts to stomp out anyone, or anything, that may not align with limited world views. Unfortunately, cancel culture has catapulted to a point that does not allow for atonement. For example, spotless and sin-free cancel journalists trumpet the cause. They will search twitter for hours, unearthing scoops … Continue reading 5 cookies that resist cancel culture

Stuff about Bakers no one talks about

The tables of baked goods is something that many look forward to during the holidays. The smell of fresh cinnamon rolls can almost make you forget your troubles. Holiday baking brings out the best and the worst in bakers. But people are often too busy munching on delicious treats that they barely notice the latter. But I don’t ignore the weird stuff. During the holidays, … Continue reading Stuff about Bakers no one talks about

Friend, wash thy hands (unhygienic bakers)

Recently an acquaintance hosted a mini office party at his desk. He served cake and spittle. As he cut his “famous tea cake”, he blathered over it, only pausing in his discourse to lick his fingers. He then used the same soppy fingers to steady the sides of the cake. But this wasn’t the worst of it. During the exercise, the knife he was using … Continue reading Friend, wash thy hands (unhygienic bakers)

Moodboosters for breakups

Samantha is going to St Lucia to visit her parents. She is eager for this trip because she has not seen her parents in over a year. Peter, her loving boyfriend drives her to the airport, and embraces her warmly at the entrance. Even after three years together, Peter’s ardor always brings a blush that tingle Samantha’s cheeks. Detangling her self from his arms, she … Continue reading Moodboosters for breakups