Justin Trudeau wants cookies. Which ones will he choose? Continue reading What cookies would Trudeau choose?
It’s raining men… alleluia! No, I’m not referring to the song that speaks of alphas peeking around every corner and green tree (although I have wished). I am referring to Pepperidge Farm’s chessmen butter cookies. Pepperidge Farm , famously known for their cute goldfish cheese crackers (the ones I fought over as a child), also offer simple cookie classics, and every one of them is … Continue reading It’s raining men!!
The cookies that will make you even more irresistible. Continue reading Impress your date with these cookies
She asked me to try her cookies but they didn’t look so good. What do I say to her? Continue reading How to avoid suspicious cookies (tactful excuses)
Choose thin if you want to, but you’ll quickly find out its not all its cracked up to be. Continue reading The trap of being thin
Last weekend my family and a few of our friends went on a mini getaway. About 21 of us drove to the country in anticipation of fun and relaxation. We rented a few cabins on a private campground. The hosts were going to cater our meals and snacks, so all we had to bring was our bedding and imaginations. We arrived exhausted but eager for … Continue reading Burnt cookies for your guests?
Recently an acquaintance hosted a mini office party at his desk. He served cake and spittle. As he cut his “famous tea cake”, he blathered over it, only pausing in his discourse to lick his fingers. He then used the same soppy fingers to steady the sides of the cake. But this wasn’t the worst of it. During the exercise, the knife he was using … Continue reading Friend, wash thy hands (unhygienic bakers)
I bit it once and then twice. I tilted my head sideways. I closed my eyes. I shifted my position to the left. But all to no avail. Despite what I did, I simply could not find *any pistachio flavor* within the Oreo. I ate a couple more but it only increased my disappointment. Defeated, I placed the cookies in the darkest corner of my pantry. Continue reading Pistachio-less Oreos
Dad’s cookies are simplicity and quality I’ve tried all of the cookies that Dad has to offer unless they were discontinued before I had a chance. Dad’s cookies (not to be confused with Dad’s cookie company) is one of the oldest brands manufactured by Christie. Since 1929, Dad has been known for a simple, yet delicious crunchy oatmeal flavor. Dad’s keeps it simple: oatmeal and … Continue reading Dad’s in the kitchen and I’m here for it
Navigating crushes while eating cookies I’ve happily enjoyed eating cookies without much of a conscience. Although my discipline is much better than that of my high school days, there is still much to be desired. Sometimes I lack motivation, and shrug off responsibility -that is- until recently. A month ago I met a creature of impact. A man that rivals the physical impact of Thor. … Continue reading I want my crush to like me